1. “When you come to a fork in the road….take it” – Yogi Berra
2. “Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” – George Carlin
3. “If you’ve seen one redwood tree, you’ve seen them all.” – Ronald Reagan
4. “I’ve been to Paris. And it ain’t that pretty at all.” – Warren Zevon, from the song Ain’t That Pretty At All
5. “Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversations.” — Elizabeth Drew
6. “Another well-known Paris landmark is the Arc de Triomphe, a moving monument to the many brave women and men who have died trying to visit it.” – Dave Barry
7. “The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.” – Dave Barry
8. “Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.” – Charles Kuralt
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